Update: The game is now in open alpha, check our coverage of it and download it here.
Better keep T.A.B.S on us as we report all these games that need testing! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a physics-based action strategy battle simulator that’s set in the medieval times where you pit wacky waving armies against each other.
It’s a casual game that’ll provide you with strategic giggles as you see soldiers flailing at each other, hilariously firing their weapons at each other and pretty much laugh off your losses and your wins.
Sign-up for the alpha here.
Played it? We’d love to know what you thought about it.
How do I start the the download for tabs? I’m getting really annoyed because I don’t know how to play it. I know how to sign up but not play.
same
HELLO, guys we have a couple of stupid Swedish assholes, give the fucking game to fucking youtubers, I hope that our brave hackers kill this problem
no need to swear, but everything u said is kinda true…
yea with him
NO WE MUST SWEAR BC THESE BRAVE HACKERS WILL FUCK UP THE GAME AND STOP THIS DISCORD
i agree no need to curse
yeah same
DONT SWEAR
I wish hackers fuck up this landfall games company and spread tabs on the internet.
i agree landfall stupid
need a hacker
yes
serios with the cursing
i agree this site is fucken stupid
long live what mjkirito said
Why would you care!?!??!
pli dont swear but hackers please pleas hack landfall
Help me get the game
ya its dumb
All hail MJKIRITO and the hackers!
hey dont say that pewds is for Sweden and this game is awesome
Ill do it for u
i wish swearing wood be bannd
yes fuck up landfall
i agree
me too
you can only sign up then they may send you an email about how to play the game if you are selected
ye me too SUMMON THE HACKER
my friend eshan is a youtuber I’m disappointed he doesn’t have it check out ffchuss sweg^^
i cant fucking wait till this company gets hacks and tabs go fucking all over the internet, either give it to us or we will have to fucking hack is away from you
i agree but it is just a game right?
calm down bruv its just a game dont get angry over a dumb game
iam a pro hacker when will we start cause i am really good and i want this game
Lol, agreed
im on the hacking
bio
this is really lit bro
Why don’t you just get a job and pay for the game that others have spent months programming you scumfuq
I NEED THE FUCKING GAME PLZ HACK THE ASSHOLES WHO MADE TABS
fucking hell mate
fuck the haters
Vick hackers good things you have to wait for
yup the need to c’s the fuck up
they’re only giving it out to youtubers while it’s in pre-alpha. It’s not a finished game so they’re giving it to people who can get them some publicity to get it greenlit. The public will be able to play it when it’s finished.
good…very good
Lets hack!!(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
good point
I hope that you brave commenter get a life
me too
Wait.
Good Luck.
(They select random person for testing)
By random you mean they pick out all famous youtubers an give them the game. :\
how do i download
same
omg i know how to sign up but icant dowload -_-
you sign up and then you have a chance to get a copy through email, if you didnt get an email you cant download
I got an email but it says nothing about downloading
How do you sign in?!
Guys, its fake. it just gets you to download extentions
Same with Please Don’t Touch Anything.
go to youtube and go to Jacksepticeye he plays it
I would rather not watch some Irish guy scream at his computer like a child.
ok, since its A FUCKING LIE. FUCK U LANDFALL
its really fucking stupid
how do u sign up
you can’t download it you have to sign up and they give out builds to random people
O that is so fucking perfect i sent a fake email
LOL Good job xD
how do you sign up?
U HAVE TO GO TO LANDFALL WEBSITE
ALSO ITS SO FRIGIN STUPID 😀 D:
fuck this game
I WANNA DOWNLOAD IT DAMNIT }:O
ME TOO
How do you sing up
same
how do you sign up
ow do u download it if u know pls pls tell me pls lol
How to download TABS
I DONT KNOW. i just gotan email from them.
same
same
how do I sign up?
Chu
Go on steam
It would make sense for them to give the game to the youtubers like a week before the release or after the release, not way before the release. Everyone is gonna freak out about it then forget about it after maybe a few days, and then after like 3 weeks it will be a forgotten memory! That is just rude to release a WORKING, emphasis on WORKING, version to a bunch of youtubers, and no one gets a copy. I don’t care if the game still needs a little makeup and pedicures, one of the best ways to get rid of little bugs and things is by having a large audience to report the bugs. The youtubers edit out most of the bugs that aren’t either amazing or in the middle of an epic scene anyways, so you don’t give it to youtubers to get bugs fixed. ??????
I Dont Know Too URGGHH I Cant Play I Already Signed Up But I Cant Play
Hey guys are doing well and
They really need to release this for free the whole email thing it stupid
me too
Wait for the Alpha
Hello guys if you have napoleonic warband please join the 92nd dragoons cavalary and I am Cpt.Rock fort the team so join if can thank you 🙂
CPT.ROCK 53e is better xD
same here
I can’t do it either
nossa cara, pqp em, voce se inscreve para eles vereem se vao te deixar jogar essa versao mds
I did read your comment
i have exactly the same
How to do sign up????
You have to wait, because they choose random people and if you are lucky then you will be picked. They will send it to your email.
hfhf
PLAY ROBLOX
How do you sign in?
how do I sign up
same, i check my mail everyday, im just signed up for nothing it seems like
You wait for a key to be sent to you by email. from there you’ll start the download.
I’m really annoyed fudging land full games is so irrataing right???
where is tabs i want TABS
How do I sign up???
how yo sign?
up
How do you sign up?
its coming out on november 15 for all peeps signed up
yeah me to!
How we got impatient people here i got the game already in like 5 minutes so calm down and no need to swear
i already signed up but i also didn’t get to play
YEAH ITS A RIPOFF
go to the officil website and download it all you have to do is put in your email
SAME
me too
WHY The Fuck random testers are getting the game and the guys who are trying so hard to get it are left behind. I try really hard to get it.
It’s mainly just youtubers right now. Alpha still hasn’t started. If you read around you will learn things.
I know right! they will pick famous youtubers but not us! wtf
its cause youtubers will show it to more people, and a percentage of those who saw the video about it will want to buy the game, so they will have many more people wanting to buy the game when it comes out.
(selling strategy)
i know right
well in totally accurate battle simulator i always die
I feel the same
i hate the makers of this game
all youtubers are getting it
like jackcepticeye but not us
i am youtuber but i don’t get that gamee
yeah i am to but they will probably only give it to big youtubers to advertise there game
same
i’ll sub
how many subs do you have? 5? XD if you read around, you see that the only youtubers who can get the game must have at least 10k subscribers. Do you get it?
hai msiuogda
Just wait guys! it will be available eventually!
Ikr
Yeah,in June next year,you see why people are mad
i know how to download but not the account
why the hell do some people get it but not us
they make you subscribe to a list and then what
you just wait for them to randomly pick you
It will get released soon so just wait.
I wan it
i have the game
can i habe the game plz?
can you give it ?
How tf do you get it im pissed
its so funny
so guys only on level 10
hahahahahaha thats so good
poo
how can i download it now? without to wait
You cannot download it unless you have signed up and waited for an email
HOW DO I DOWNLOAD! I SIGNED UP BUT IT DIDNT DOWNLOAD YOU SUCK!!!!!!!
you need to wait and you must be lucky cuz they randomly give people the game
I am Ahmmad, I am 10 Years old, I want to gate this game or bey it , please help
hi
hi
hi
I really want this game. If i dont get it I will be pissed in both ways. Its kinda dumb that some people will miss out on the game.
Wtf This is stupid i dont get it you sign in but dont get the game its so retarded this game is wasting my time tryin to get it. Its so gay.
hgyfjgohgiolihbnkg
wtf this stupid
my time trayn
i agry
iv bin triing to sighn up for 2 howers
xD that is funny gift and talks some kind of guy xD
fuckk you where is the game how to download this shitt
fuckkkkkkkkkkk landfall and its company
Aaaaaaaa
this message goes to everyone who thinks hacking is good
fuck you noobs hacking is illegal you will all go to prison just for tipying these comments you losers
Only loser is you
and now for the ones who dont know how to download it you guys just have to go to the homepage and read the text about T.A.B.S. because it says that its not availible for every kind of stupid electronik you idiots
only then the alpha starts this game will send to RANDOM testers who signed up for this ther is just no such thing as download
i already fucking signed but where is download link
how
Dont even waste your time on this game. It’s stupid and the fun factor quickly loses its appeal in under an hour. The way the developers have gone about this is very wrong. Either come out with a beta that people can play to determine if they want to buy it or not, or don’t come out with anything at all. It’s just like have a girl taking off her top but her nipples are covered with band-aids. After a while you just say ‘f*ck you!”, enough with the tease, we’re over it. Im onto my next game because these devs have stuck band aids all over their nipples that we’ve now moved onto the next game. Good luck in the game making profession idiots. Sack your marketer whilst you are at it.
guys it well be on steam soon so you well get it
yessssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what a bunch of stupid swedish faggots
OK THAT’S IT. FOR EVERYONE COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU TUBERS GETTING IT: Ok you idiots, here’s why. Youtubers show it to way more people and make the game famous, you should thank Landfall for this because if they didn’t give it to famous Youtubers, you wouldn’t even know about it. The game is still in Alpha, you-tubers make more know about it so everyone gets a chance to sign up before it’s released. Stop being selfish and whiny and wait.
Good Luck ye twats.
How to download?
how do i download this im aboy to
HOW DO U DOWNLOAD THIS????
guys i download the game from steam ?
I wish I could download this 🙁
i want to play it it looks epic
hey everyone just kepp spaming GIVE ALL OF US THE GAME until you got it
YEAH
how do I get the game
i dont know i went to alphabetagamer and its a scam and a troll and a trick at the same time its a fake download website find the real one and download it i guess thats a sulution
WE ARE ALL FRIENDS HERE WE DONT NEED T BLOODY FIGHT FOR A FUCKING PYSHICS GAME HERE WE WILL GET BANED FOR FIGHTING WHILE CHATTING FIGHTERS FROM HELL
why can i play
i mean cant
m
well this game is really ass kicking
and also ill kick the hackers fucking asses
suck my dick t.a.b.s i hope they suck it with some grapefruit
I think this game is rlly cool and I want to play it now but I get why I cant but i cant wait to play it 🙂
I´m working for it ;D !
DO NOT SWEAR!
fuck shit piss shag fuck you suck my dick if we wont to swear we will why am i doing this im onley 11
Kill yourself you shithead
THERE KIDS ON THE WEBSITE IM A KID
so am i but i dont gith a shit becuase im not waiting 2017 summer for it to come out on steam
Keep Calm And Dont Get Angry About A Game.
the sign up is to test your luck so it’s like a giveaway. if you are a big youtuber, then you can ask him to get it
i cant wait for it D: ive tryed for so longggg to get it
My goodness, you retarded kids with autism have to wait for the game to come out as it is still in beta testing, they are not done with the game yet, it’s going to be released on steam by summer 2017, If you kids learn to wait, maybe your autism will be cured.
Played it today, going to post a video of it tomorrow. It’s quite ridiculous and I think it could use a little rethinking in terms of how matches start (rather than units falling straight on their face), but it’s pretty hilarious.
Played it and blaaahhhh
you need a hacker? how much will i get for the apk?
how to download this game
As much as you want, so please hack fucking landfall
50 bucks
I don’t know what this game is but it seems a little cool in mind so i may of have to sign up because 1 of my friends loves this game to. So i may be welcomed to play this game i also hope its very fun. See you when i’m all signed up!
I GOT THE FUCKING GAME
don’t know how but managed to download from internet
you need utorrent ot bit torrent and then you just type in T.A.B.S download utorrent.
FREE, NO SURVEY
Quite long process because after you have downloaded it you have to have winzip to unzip the file and then you can play the game.
only 17 MB so isn’t big at all but do take in mind that it is the PRE-ALPHA so it isn’t the full version because it is still in development stage.
Please let me know if i helped anyone with downloading the game and tell me if you need help downloading other games.
please help me with this info: i allready download the alpha but i dont know what do i have to do for play the game..because it’s not any .exe in this file! i can’t open the game.thanks alot.
If hackers get the game and release it to people, those games might have unauthorized data and will make the game on your computer “kill itself”
And the game alpha releases on November 15 for anyone and everyone who’s signed up which the sign up is: go to landfall website, type email, they send you an email verifying your human, End, you signed up.
does anyone know
does anyone know exactly what time t.a.b.s will be released
How long does it take until it get to your house if you ordered it from Kitchener? Cause I rlly want to get it. BTW when the full game is released will the open alpha update? XD I just really want to play :3
i hack a cuple but i not considerd as a hacker cuz i do hacks that any can do